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location: work, blah
mood: blank
It's another nice morning here in Manhattan, so once again I decided to walk the 26 blocks to the office. It's partly because I'm in no particular hurry to get to work, and partly because it's good for my fat ass.

On the way this morning I saw a Tylenol billboard that said for every one pound of weight lost, four pounds of pressure are taken off your knees. I'm all for that.

But the most iconic NYC thing, if you will, I saw this morning was a guy taking a pee completely in sight of everyone on 9th Avenue. This wasn't one of those crazy homeless guys; oh no, it was just some worker dude who didn't even bother to find a john. Or even walk farther down the street to at least hide the fact that he was pissing in front of everyone for that matter.

As I passed him, by strange chance a female cop was walking my way. She didn't look like a parking cop as they have different patches on their uniforms. I told her there was a guy pissing around the corner. Her response?

"I don't wanna see that!"

*sigh*

And in semi-related NYPD news, could last week's teaser for last night's episode "Closet" of SVU be any worse? I'm guessing NBC chose to purposely ignore the gay athlete storyline and instead chose to focus on Bill Pullman's 2 minutes on screen? WTF? I tuned in last night more than halfway through, and when I saw the pretty, pretty guy Lincoln (played by an actor named Bailey Chase if you're interested) I was pissed that I might have actually enjoyed the episode. But noooooo, don't tell us that the storyline might actually mention homosexual reltionships, NBC! Instead, show us the awkward weird kiss between Oh I've Been Dating Her For Months Offscreen, Why Don't You Move In With Me Bill Pullman Character and Worst Detective EVAH Olivia Benson Who Had The Audacity To Be Annoyed When It Was Her Fault Cute Gay Sports Guy Almost Got Killed?

GAH, this show. Next week is Robin Williams chewing the scenery and shitting out Emmy nominations. That's a big HELL TO THE NO. I'll hold up my end of the bargain to the 170+ people that subscribe to my YouTube channel in order to watch the teasers, but that's it.

Meloni, when you're done with that poorly-written crap, let us know, okay? Even you can't get me to watch anymore.
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Posted on Apr. 23rd, 2008 at 08:46 am | | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

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[info]fanfromfla

I tuned in for Bill Pullman, got the bonus of a hunky gay quarterback, there was all the usual Meloniliciousness... You think this would be the makings of an enjoyable hour in front of the TV. But nooooo.

And next week. *shudders*
Posted on Apr. 23rd, 2008 01:24 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]viggofest

It's 15x the pressure if you're carrying something up or down stairs!

Bailey Chase played the near-silent Graham in the Buffy "Initiative" arc. He was the only pretty thing on screen most of the time. He's matured nicely and could easily play brother to the 4400 guy (who may or may not have played brother to John Sheppard on SG Atlantis, which just brings my twisted little world full-circle!)

Olivia was a fuck-up extraordinaire last night, and Lincoln's quiet dignity was nicely played (until they proved via some film clip you'd think the team management would've destroyed, that he has a temper.) "I loved him," "I married him", etc. Coulda been a good storyline--until Stabler and Benson started prodding him under interrogation.

And clearly Meloni thought the whole thing was crap, cause you could hear how he had to force out every word. What, did he spend so much time prior to the episode yelling at his agent?

I too was halfway through the ep thinking "*was* this the Bill Pullman week or is that next week?" And talk about Chemistryless--what a lousy kiss and what a lousy girlfriend she is. (And wasn't she just "I have nobody" a few eps ago?)

And finally, was she joking or did she really break up with the guy after all?

Sigh. Another mediocre ep. At least the countdown to less Chester and less bad Casey wardrobe is on!
Posted on Apr. 23rd, 2008 02:50 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]rhymephile

Ahhhh, *that's* where I know him from. Season 4, the Spike-Gets-Neutered season. And the 4400 guy starred in the SciFi miniseries "Taken" which is worth watching if you haven't seen it.

Yeah, at the bar when she was talking to Ell, she's like, "We broke up." WTF? What the hell was the point?
Posted on Apr. 23rd, 2008 07:07 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]stargazer60

I thought it was a mediocre ep as well. After that huge TV Guide article, I was certainly led to believe the Benson romance would have more depth. And I usually like Bill Pullman...but he just looked....old.... Then yeah, the casual break up? He'll probably never be referred to again.

I also would have thought that, given, their jobs, the detectives would have had a bit more compassion for this guy Lincoln.....even when the evidence was pointing towards him.
Posted on Apr. 23rd, 2008 04:40 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]rhymephile

I thought he looked like they dyed his hair. I always remember his hair much lighter and blonder than that.
Posted on Apr. 23rd, 2008 07:07 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]debaser28

Thanks for the recap, Rhymephile.:) Too bad that the episode sucked but it's not really a surprise at this point, sadly. With Diane Neal and Adam Beach leaving the show,Dick Wolf should take the opportunity and reformulate the whole thing. He surely has money enough to be able to take some risks, at this point.

Meloni, when you're done with that poorly-written crap, let us know, okay?

ITA. The show will not get better. He should leave while SVU is still a popular show, I don't think he will have any problem to find work. I'll miss Elliot but I'd love to see Meloni doing a quality tv show again.
Posted on Apr. 23rd, 2008 08:14 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]celspi

It's good to know that I'm not missing much. I haven't watched SVU since last October or November or something. But then again, I'm also in way hyper XF fandom squee mode, so that could have something to do with it.

And gotta love Bailey Chase... good for him for getting regular TV work all over the place after just being pretty military dude on Buffy. Ahh... Buffy, I own all of ye seasons and haven't watched in years for some reason. I guess it'll have to wait when I get off my XF addiction after this summer.
Posted on Apr. 24th, 2008 12:25 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]trillingstar

So, we thought basically the same things except I came away with a better feeling overall. LOL.

Also, NOBODY wants to see that; that's why I'm telling you, Officer, so you can make it stop! Wishful thinking, then? Seesh.
Posted on Apr. 24th, 2008 12:58 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply