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Strikethru Follies
I thought I would comment about the recent deletion/suspension/purges in fandom due to the crazy "watchdog" group. I put that in quotes because apparently the person/blogowner spearheading this whole thing has possible ties to some disturbing right-wing Christian groups. *sigh*
I guess writing slash means I'm a degenerate. Hmm. Perhaps I should write wholesome, appropriate fan fiction instead. Enjoy!
Strikethru Follies
By RhymePhile
One afternoon, twosexy lovers happily married guys, Chris Keller and Toby Beecher, made their way to the front door of a male strip club church.
Keller was in his mid-40s, with blue eyes, dark hair, and a penchant for making everyonethat lived and breathed want to have sex happy with him. Beecher was blonde, blue-eyed, with a weakness for men with blue eyes and dark hair giving too much money to the church.
"Hey, Beech," Keller called. "I sure can't wait to get my eyes on thatsweet, sweet manflesh! book of church hymns!"
"I hear ya, Keller," Beecher replied amicably. "I sure enjoy watchingmen dancing naked the choir, with their thick cocks flowing robes and washboard abs! heavenly voices!"
"I wish I couldhave a cock sing like that," Keller sighed.
"Are you kidding?" Beecher scoffed. "Yourhard, throbbing manrammer voice is wonderful. "You give me hot, sweaty anal intercourse practice singing every night."
"That's true," Keller agreed. "I enjoyfucking you like a zoo monkey lifting my voice to the heavens."
"I can feel youdeep inside me wanting to share your love for a newer, happier,peaceful, non-bigoted, free-thinking, equal rights right-wing, gay-hating America when you fuck me sing!"
"That's for sure," Keller said happily. "I wish we all couldjust love and respect out neighbors, regardless of who they love and how they choose to worship be one large homogenized community filled with like-minded people!"
"Yes! That deserves a big Fuck that shit, let's go fuck! Amen!"
The End!
I guess writing slash means I'm a degenerate. Hmm. Perhaps I should write wholesome, appropriate fan fiction instead. Enjoy!
Strikethru Follies
By RhymePhile
One afternoon, two
Keller was in his mid-40s, with blue eyes, dark hair, and a penchant for making everyone
"Hey, Beech," Keller called. "I sure can't wait to get my eyes on that
"I hear ya, Keller," Beecher replied amicably. "I sure enjoy watching
"I wish I could
"Are you kidding?" Beecher scoffed. "Your
"That's true," Keller agreed. "I enjoy
"I can feel you
"That's for sure," Keller said happily. "I wish we all could
"Yes! That deserves a big
The End!
:-)
Now that's what I call 'sticking it to the man..'
I know many people will leave lj, but I refuse. I pay to be here, I have a right to read what I want, and I'm taking a stand and sticking around. *raises fist*
sexy lovershappily married guys,*BZZZZZ* That right there will already be flagged. Two guys shouldn't MARRY, dontcha know? It's SINFUL!!! o_O
"Fucking you like a zoo monkey..." hiLARious. ;oD
legal arrangement that hands property from one man to another, and that property includes a woman who is too fragile to care for herselfsacred pact between a man and a woman only!!!You've been missed.
You win.