- Sat, 20:09: @Charbroil Skipped the hot dogs! Went right to pork tenderloin, baked sweet potatoes, & grilled zucchini & mushrooms https://t.co/BSWlFt7jSd
- Sat, 21:23: Tonight was my first time ever using a grill. Everything came out perfectly! The pork was AMAZING. I'm so proud of myself, LOL. @Charbroil
- Sat, 23:11: Client canceled today; took a nap; sat outside in the sun; grilled dinner; and now #MST3K is on @wttw! Perfect Saturday
- Sat, 12:52: My fuzzy baby was diagnosed with kidney disease. We have to give her fluids and put her on an Rx diet. 😟💲💲💲 https://t.co/qDce5dbz4I
- Sat, 12:54: Of course I'm doing everything I can to prolong her life (she's my furbaby after all), but her regular food is $12 a bag. Now? $45. GAH.
- Wed, 17:25: At dr's office. Elderly lady says she has to "pee pee." Then she gets up and says, "Oh nevermind, it's too late. I'm already going." 😝
- Wed, 17:26: I told my partner to just put me out of my misery if that ever happens!
- Wed, 17:27: I'm guessing she was wearing diapers since there wasn't a mess in the waiting room. 😕
- Tue, 16:18: I need to finish #editing this book, but I've been putting it off because of stuff like: "Your pussy is my new favorite place in the world"
- Tue, 16:18: So obviously what should have taken 3 days is taking a week and a half #amediting
- Wed, 08:57: So there *was* a reason to get me to watch Supergirl again! https://t.co/fITZEWeuYo
- Wed, 09:12: @tumblr Why can't I block followers on mobile? Aren't there switches and dials you can flick to help me do that?
- Thu, 15:11: Protip for authors: if you need to use "fucking" as an adjective or an adverb, kindly pick up a thesaurus. #amediting #romancenovel
- Thu, 15:41: I can't wait when Amazon readers stop buying books with "strong, sexy alpha males who take what they want and don't apologize."😝 #amediting
- Thu, 15:51: Marvel's Avengers: Loki Makes A Questionable Choice https://t.co/GzhGlwvh02
- Thu, 20:09: I've seen "The Belchies" episode of #BobsBurgers numerous times, but only now noticed the sign is spelled wrong! https://t.co/4RtB9OqATk
- Thu, 21:27: Matt is dreaming of being a kid again. He needs to think about his kids *now.* #HouseHunters
- Thu, 22:22: @weatherchannel Is Local On The 8s narrated by Jim Cantore? If so, how is every forecast recorded?